Normally we put our next show here.
There isn't one. So... yeah.
Chris (guitar) was born on September 29, 1984. Chris' childhood was fairly boring and middle-class until, at the age of 12, he heard Cream for the first time. That $3 used-cassette of Disraeli Gears made him give his soul to the devil that is The Rock. Shortly thereafter he bought his first guitar and began to spend countless hours sitting in front of his stereo trying to figure out songs by Led Zeppelin, Hendrix and The Beatles (with little success.) In high school he formed various bands with other musically-minded folks and gigged around town playing horrible covers of rock n' roll classics. In 2006 word of Chris joining Yardsale
filtered out and shocked three or four people that misunderstood and
thought Chris was becoming some kind of prostitute. With Jacob's
return to the band, Chris was promoted from Jacob's replacement's
replacement to lead guitar.